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cannedviennasausage: mollystormjackson: I will always and forever be fascinated by customer’s weird gender hangups. (on tapastic) #ah yes MAN flavors like BEEF and AXE BODY SPRAY (via sleepingjuliette)
babygirl-bunny: Listen up all my littles and petplayers, our daddys and masters get sad to and sometimes they need the cuddles sometimes they need to be reasured that they are loved, because just like we cant always be little, they cant always big, somet
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tania-grey: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: NEVER trust someone who’s rude to a roomba if you dont like Stabby, get outta my house. reminder it’s inhumane to declaw roombas
bratzlipgloss:i cant wait to have a child!!! that i love unconditionally !!! and raise in a home that lets them talk about their emotions!!! and express themselves freely !!! and never feel like they cant talk to me about life and their mental health!!!
shiny-seoul: noonoo232: -mykey: hanabi3: Flaming indeed. aw yeah that last gif they are like the best ugliest pants I’ve ever seen hot dayum those pants are hideous The last gif just KILLED me… *^*
Cant stop staring at b1a4's new teaser photos.
Where did my phone go though i literally put it down for like 5seconds and now Its nowhere alsdlasdka btw Sunggyu’s -Shine is so addicting
Sometimes I cry because the things Nicholle reblogs man….I cant with her
you guise i seriously cant right now. like i cant. i cant even sleep anymore i feel so uncomfortable omg
my sister is having a baby shower and they are playing this horrible remix of gangnam style and my sisters husband starts announcing to everyone that its dedicated to me because i like koreans and the DJ here is my sisters ex boyfriend and how is this
I was looking back at my infinite fancams and im choking because in one of them while im screaming out to sunggyu and calling him baby the girl in front of me is taking a picture of her dad and i just cant ahaHa
i cant stand working i cant stand working i cant stand w-
evangelala: internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content Except just like illegal copies of games you can’t play multiplayer.
cosmicmoves: snototter161: unhealthilyfangirling: okboy: trinitylight: okboy: you cant have celebrity crushes on children like you cant like im sorry lonely 30 year old fandom moms but like you really cant. Idk stranger things is hard to pass up
explainingthejoke: zhanael: flavoracle: I’m dead. Of all the posts on this forsaken site, this is the one that killed me. Where’s the lie, though? The image reads: A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.
okboy: trinitylight: okboy: you cant have celebrity crushes on children like you cant like im sorry lonely 30 year old fandom moms but like you really cant. Idk stranger things is hard to pass up yo shut the fuck up sarah
daluckdragon26:sliversoakley-deactivated202008:When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I’m showing them this
thornicating: thornicating: my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies
lemondifficult: Man it really tickles me how many years women were banned from fighting in the military and now men are turning around and blaming the fact that only men have to register for the draft on feminists Like??? Buddy… You’re never gonna
thirsty-pocket: What facebook feels like on ur birthday.
cant-get-enough-pearl: More Pearl in tuxedos aka I AM SO FREAKIN ULTRA GAY
dlubes: vengefulgoddess728: harryorgans: two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids looks more like an orgy someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are
fangirlingoverdemigods: I’d just like to say good luck to everyone taking SAT’s or Exams (or any tests for that matter) and I wish you the best of luck on them!
i find alotta times w/ this generation people cant seen to acknowledge the fact that just cuz they think something is similar doesnt mean it cant be different. even in the workplace. everything has its own profession. like you cant say an architect is
roxannarambles:ghostcradle:fans of characters that hate vulnerability will be like “i cant wait until they cry 😍 cant wait until the weight of their emotions breaks them 😍”true but I also think “cant wait until they have their first unguarded
methlabrador: i cant believe im not butter
nayx: babies are lame. a baby cant mosh
ifyoucarryonthisway: i hate when girls use those shitty insults like “you cant spell cunt without u (:” ok well theres a lot of things you cant spell without u you cant spell soup without u what does that mean am i soup
targayen: IN MIDDLE SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS GUY AND ONE DAY HE WORE SWEATPANTS AND ONE OF THE DEANS SAW THE PHONE IN HIS POCKET AND WAS LIKE “YOU CANT HAVE PHONE DURING SCHOOL YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO ME FOR THE REST OF THE CLASS PERIOD” BUT IT WASNT
bigbardafree: #cant deal with these fake geek boys and their slutty costumes
shipping-that-cant-be-handled:shipping-that-cant-be-handled:May your next period be light and end quicklyThis is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all
cant believe i gotta say this shit but...
aplpaca: kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper” no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes
masochistangelxx: me and my friends were talking about sex and kinks the other day and my one friend was like “i cant believe some people get off on embarrassment like they like being humiliated and hurt” and i was just like :) yeah :) cant believe
shredded-sorostitute: legains: get-swole-or-die-trying: stfuandlift: We need this to happen more often. :D “Personal Records? You cant do that here." Wow….I cant wait the Planet Fitness opens here. My crew & I will wreck it and
ironbullsmissingeye:Getting a new porn bot everyday like it’s an advent calendar
like-ts: Cant help it but Im already standing to attention hehe!!!!!!On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale
LIKE I CANT EVEN DEAL WITH WHO THIS MEME LOOKS LIKE BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAH
in this exact moment, i understand this art. because i am living it.i waited so long and i wanted this for so long. and i feel like we cant have it……
thats me right now. im finally empty, cant cry anymore. its almost like ive turned off my emotions. but i mean im pretty much numb. but yet i still know whats hurts inside. im doing pretty good. but once i let any emotion really come back then im screwed.
cant-find-the-right-name: dennys: teenygiraffe: hetastucklovechild: dennys: good luck, crispies OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need
cant-thinkofanythingclever: wanna be cuddled for like 4 or 5 days
ifyoucarryonthisway: i hate when girls use those shitty insults like “you cant spell cunt without u (:” ok well theres a lot of things you cant spell without u you cant spell soup without u what does that mean am i soup soup yay
1-800-skankjesus: does anyone else feel really vain and weird when you attempt to take a picture of yourself in front of someone else like i cant even do it i cant take myself seriously
my heart cant take some shows anymore and like I get nervous for real and I hate it so muuuch
why cant social media websites have a ‘block this fucker’s face from ever showing up on my feed again’ button??
ifyoucarryonthisway: i hate when girls use those shitty insults like “you cant spell cunt without u (:” ok well theres a lot of things you cant spell without u you cant spell soup without u what does that mean i am soup
wanderin-over-yonder: Yooo, looks like Disney released some screencaps from the upcoming episodes “The Wanders” and “The Axe”. Both episodes will air Monday, August 31st at 9 PM on Disney XD. These are so awesome!
Ok seriously, in all honesty, I stare at that hinata gif longer than strictly necessary. Like, the animation is just fantastic but when you combine it with the bae I cant stop staring omfg
a-ravvy:I would jus like to take a minute to say I hate jen-iii and her goddamn puns especially when they were ones I wanted to make. B)
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Ah yes, the Butch synergy is strong in comp tonight
cacodaemonia:kingazuurial:silktapeworm:fans of characters that hate vulnerability will be like “i cant wait until they cry 😍 cant wait until the weight of their emotions breaks them 😍”Shut up. Shut UP. *beats you with a stick* YOU’RE TOO LOUD.
fuCK i just thought of shiteyanyo poppin up out of nowhere gettin all somewhat ~sexual~ w/ luka and luka is like “( ･_･)” and then somewhere in the distance miku sees and is like “(ಠ益ಠ)!?!” and m a n im gonna try
autisticshadowthehedgehog:insolentboi:autisticshadowthehedgehog: sega is soooo funny. they’re like “sonic cant cry” “sonic cant have family” “sonic cant wear pants” but at the exact same time theyre like “oh yeah sonic can do a whole-ass
For like 2 years all I did was cry & sit there and listen to someone apologize & beg for another chance, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone
I finished Attack On Titan last night & I was so bummed about, like but why he gotta die like that tho…
